PAULETTE: Good morning! Welcome to the hair business. You are with Paulette and therefore in good hands. I`m a bit like Allstate, but for the hair. (She says she wants to dye her blonde hair brunette) What? Brunette? Honey, (showing her hair) you are a genetic lottery winner! Okay, something else is happening here. Fuse. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you know the main reason for all the bad hair decisions? Love. I can help you, I`ve been there before. When I need to relax, I just put on that CD I bought in the store. (Released on CD) Isn`t it relaxing? This is called Celtic Moods.
Sorry! We currently have no monologue from Legally Blonde. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. Take a look at our library of free monologues. Now, let me tell you my story. I dreamed of marrying an Irishman. Once, in a bar, I met this guy, Dewey. He told me he was from Ireland. He bought me 14 beers and so I lived with him for 10 years. I wanted to get married, but he kept postponing.
Nevertheless, I followed him in the fog until he left. He took my savings and he took my dog Rufus. Now all that`s left is this strange Enya song we hear. ELLE: On our first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle: “Law is a reason free of passion.” Well, Aristotle is not offended, but during my three years at Harvard, I discovered that passion is a key ingredient in the study and practice of law and life. With passion, persuasion and strong self-confidence, we take our next steps in the world. Remember that first impressions are not always correct, you must always trust people, and most importantly, you must always trust yourself. Congratulations class of 2004, we did it!.